George Zimmerman Not Guilty, World Still Needs an Enema

I must say I am surprised that the justice system was able to pull this one off with all the outside pressure to return a guilty verdict here. Have the race riots started yet? Ahhh, race riots, just one more reason diversity is our strength.

The thing that surprises me most is just how many stupid people there are out there. With the social media rage at George Zimmerman, and the fact that TLC is having a Honey Boo Boo event complete with a scratch and sniff card, I have lost all faith in the human race. Yes, the world still needs an enema, I am just not quite sure where it should go. If you force me to pick right now, I would say Hollywood.

Let’s face it, anybody that has watched an episode of CSI could have figured out the Trayvon Martin shooting. There was a reason the Sanford Police Department did not arrest Zimmerman. That reason: racism. The white supremacists in the Sanford Police Department were interested in protecting a Hispanic/Jew; a Hebspanic if you will. Give me a freakin break.

I haven’t seen any news of spontaneous blackness erupting anywhere. Maybe the black community leaders have convinced the youfs to hold off on rioting to see if the Feds will prosecute Zimmerman. I have no confidence in the Federal Government to do the right thing. I figure this thing ends in tragedy no matter how it plays out. Either the Feds refuse to take up the case, or the Feds end up coming to the same conclusion as the jury in Florida. In which case black folks will chimp out and steel TVs and cars and shit. Or the Feds railroad Zimmerman. In which case white anti-government nuts will either kill some local cops who had nothing to do with any of this, or blow up a federal office building with a daycare in it. The bright side? Maybe the enema is coming.

By the way, am I the only one that finds it funny that the President of the NAACP is named Jealous? Whatever. I leave you with a song that given the current state of affairs really resonates. [NSFW]

 

UPDATE: Yup, this song is still freakin awesome!