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Identifying At Risk Youth

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People always want to help the children. In fact, most really shitty government programs and policies, zero tolerance policies for example, are marketed as protecting the children and if you don’t support them you hate children. I am all for helping the children, so I am going to try to get a government grant for my revolutionary new youth program.

I am sure the government sponsored youth program market is quite saturated. With programs from Head Start to Youth Challenge it can be hard to find a niche. See despite the overabundance of programs, most at risk youth don’t know about these programs, or even know that they are at risk. My program focuses on identifying these at risk youths that may not know there are programs available to help them, and making sure at risk kids know they are at risk.

The program is simple, I will open kiosks in Walmart, Target, K-Mart, and CC’s Pizza and observe the customers for signs of at riskiness. The criteria for determining the level of riskiness at which the youth is are pretty straight forward. I will sit in my newly opened kiosk and if I see that three hundred pound woman in public in a moo moo and house slippers, if she has kids, they are at risk. That 90 pound woman in torn jeans, scratching her face like she has fleas with the teeth that look like she brushes with a Milky Way bar, her kids are at risk too. These kids, you guessed it, at risk! If these people have kids…who am I kidding? Of course they will, and they will be at risk.

The next step after identifying these at risk youth, is to council them and their parents. I would call these people to my kiosk, and explain to the kids and parents that they are at risk. It’s all about awareness. At risk youth awareness is essential in avoiding all the ickiness related to at risk youthiness. I don’t know about you, dear reader, but I feel like I have bugs crawling on me after close contact with at risk youthiness. I am making a sacrifice for the community at large by making personal contact with these undesirables.

I am still undecided as to how to make the public aware of the at riskiness of these youths. I was thinking of branding their forehead with ARY, or maybe cutting scars into their mouth or nose like the Native Americans used to do. I am open to suggestions.


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08/09/2013 at 5:40 pm

Defining Race Relations

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You ever a buy a bag of cookies? Is bag the correct terminology? Is it pack maybe? You know what I mean, the cookies that come in the plastic wrapper with the clear plastic tray in which the cookies sit. Most of your Keebler cookies come in that type of packaging, with pictures of those treacherous elves. Fucking elves. Where was I? Oh yeah, so you go to get a cookie, and you open the plastic wrapper then slide the tray out. You grab one, or two, or three, or ten cookies. You then set them to the side to put up the rest of the cookies. You try to slide the tray back in the wrapper, but those miserable, evil, scheming little fucking elves made the tray and the wrapper almost identical in size. The wells in which the cookies sit grab the wrapper and hold on to it with the determination of a salt water crocodile pulling a gazelle to its doom. You go from frustrated to cursing mad like a Bugatti accelerating to 60. No matter how hard you try you can’t get the friggin tray back in its wrapper. Your reasonable mind thinks that maybe you should stop trying to force the situation, and tear the wrapper at its seam, but fuck that! This is a personal challenge issued by those knife-eared sons of bitches, and by God, you’re going to win it! You shove, and you twist, and you straighten, but its no use. That piece of shit tray won’t go back into that suck-egg wrapper, but you’ll be damned if you’ll admit defeat! You’re gonna show those effeminate, pointed eared, abominations whose boss! And finally after who knows how long, a ruptured vein in your four-head, and the vocabulary of children expanding in the four-letter word category, you finally have defeated this elven torture device. In anger and frustration, you smash the cookies on the counter, hurl your glass of milk into the sink, grab a bottle of scotch and drink yourself to sleep.

That is really all race relations is about. You’ve got a tray and wrapper that don’t want to be together, and a ruling class going through all manner of machinations to make it work. It is an exercise in futility, so they get frustrated and hate us. Or maybe that’s just my take on it. Reasonable people can disagree.


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07/10/2013 at 10:51 pm


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Hi! I am Y.T. and this is my blog. I am jumping back into the blogging community because I am at sort of a crossroads politically. I have come to the conclusion that politics in the United States is professional wrestling. The politicians make public addresses, pretend they are mad at each other, then go through a carefully choreographed dance in which the winner was decided before the match started. Afterwards they go to some D.C. bar together and sip expensive scotch, smoke expensive cigars, and tag-team expensive hookers all paid for by us.

I am on a quest. I am trying to find out if my view of things is as backward and kooky as I am lead to believe by the media and pop culture. I am also trying to think through some of the harder issues of our time to hone my views more completely. I suspect there are more guys like me out there that don’t buy into the lunacy being spoon fed to us by the ruling elites.

At this point you are probably wondering what my views are exactly. Over the coming weeks and months I hope to better define what I believe in, but for now, I will leave you with sort of a general guideline as to what it is that I believe:

  1. Unchecked immigration is bad
  2. Equally protected under the law does not mean “same”
  3. The presence of outliers does not change the general nature of a population
  4. The fight in this country is no longer between rich/poor or black/white
  5. The fight in this country is between the ruling elite, and the governed
  6. White people should not be ashamed of their heritage
  7. The South was correct and Lincoln was a douche

If you have found this post and take offense at some of views, feel free to debate me. The only way to learn if my views hold water is through debate. I am sure some would see my views as “racist” or “anti-government”, but those people can suck it. Name calling is for children who have lost the argument and bored bloggers having fun with commenters that disagree with them.

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06/18/2013 at 5:39 pm